Short Funny Quotes:

Laughter is Good for Us -
Mind, Body, and Spirit

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Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

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Short Funny Quotes:

About Humor

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor, to console him for what he is.

Humor is not a trick, not jokes. Humor is a presence in the world - like grace - and shines on everybody.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

Good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

All higher humor begins with ceasing to take oneself seriously.

Humor is the shock absorber of life; it helps us take the blows.

When humor is meant to be taken seriously, it's no joke.

Humor: The ability to laugh at any mistake you survive.

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[The humorist] does not laugh so much at mankind as he invites mankind to laugh at itself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.

Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask where it is.

Wit surprises, humor illuminates.

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than anybody else, and, second, that nobody else is either.

It always hurts a bit when you strike your funny bone. That's the essence of humor.

Somebody who makes you laugh is a comedian. Somebody who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

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Short Funny Quotes about Laughter

That of all days is the most completely wasted in which one did not once laugh.

His laughter...sparkled like a splash of water in sunlight.

We only laugh at those instances of moral absurdity to which we are conscious we ourselves are not liable.

To make other people laugh is no great feat so long as one does not mind whether they are laughing at our wit or at us ourselves.

He who laughs, lasts!

A good laugh is sunshine in a house.

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

He laughs best who laughs last.

Time spent laughing is time spent with the gods.

Laughter translates into any language.

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Short Funny Quotes about Wit

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The wit of conversation consists more in finding it in others than in showing a great deal yourself.

Wit penetrates; humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence; humor is imagination operating on good nature.

Wit is educated insolence.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

Wit has truth in it, wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like marmalade.

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