Funny Happiness Quotations:

Humorous Quotes and One-Liners

A humorous collection of happiness quotations and one-liners to raise your spirits and make you feel happier today.

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Happiness? That's nothing more than health and a poor memory.

I look better, feel better, make love better, and I'll tell you something else...I never lied better.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.

As the sergeant said to the recruit: "You might as well be happy, mate - no one cares if you ain't."

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not.

I'm so happy, I can hardly spit.

Happiness is a choice. You grieve, you stomp your feet, you pick yourself up and choose to be happy.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers?

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.

When I was young I used to think that wealth and power would bring me happiness. I was right.

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One-Liners about Happiness

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• Happiness comes when we stop complaining about our troubles and begin to be thankful for the troubles we don't have.


• Happiness is like your shadow. Run after it and you will never catch it, but keep your face to the sun and it will follow you.


• Have you ever found happiness in doing a mean thing?


• Many people miss much happiness because they never stop to enjoy it while they have it.


• The heights of happiness and holiness are precisely the same slopes.


• Real happiness is cheap enough, and yet we often pay dearly for its counterfeit.


• Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others whenever they do.


• Keep your happiness in circulation.


• The secret of happiness sometimes depends on what you don't do.


• Happiness multiplies as we divide it with others.


• Happiness is that peculiar sensation you encounter when you're just too busy to feel miserable.


• Do something every day to make someone happy, even if it means leaving him alone.

Happiness

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