Funny Love Quotes:

and Really Funny One Liners about Love

Funny love quotes for every love in your life...selected to make you laugh, smile, and feel happy.

A-Z of Love

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Streeten, Nicola
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

God, this request isn't for me, it's for my mom....Could you send her a son-in-law?

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

We split up over religious differences - she worshiped money...and I didn't have any.

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamond back.

After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too.

The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that in prison they let you play softball on the weekends.

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony.

It is assumed that the woman must wait motionless until she is wooed. That is how the spider waits for the fly.

Bananappeal

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Brown, Greg
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Really Funny One Liners about Love

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• Love may be blind, but it certainly finds its way around.


• Time heals grief; and love prevents scar tissue.


• Love at first sight is often cured by a second look.


• Humans are made to run on love, and they do not function well on anything else.


• The mystery of love is that the more you give, the more remains in your heart.


• Love is asked to forgive what courtesy would have avoided.


• Love is woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.


• The biggest drawback to budding love is that it leads to blooming expense.


• Faults are thick where love is thin.


• Love is the only service that power can't command or money buy.


• No one knows the age of the human race, but it is surely old enough to know how to love better.


• Love quickens all senses except, perhaps, common sense.

Love Parade

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Gockel, Alfred
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