Funny Baby Quotes
Poster Funny Baby Quotes: Babies are such a nice way to start people.DON HERROLD Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.JEFF FOXWORTHY A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.MARK TWAIN Getting a burp out of your little thing is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across. It's truly one of life's most satisfying moments.BRAD PITT When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be.JAMES MATTHEW BARRIE It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money.ELINOR GOULDING SMITH If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.DAVE BARRY Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go over to them and say, "What are you doing here, you've never worked a day in your life!"STEPHEN WRIGHT Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.MATTHEW BRODERICK Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.CAROL BURNETT
Poster More Funny Baby Quotes: A crying baby is the best form of birth control.CAROLE TABRON A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race.B.C. SEIFERT Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.ED HOWE Every baby needs a lap.HENRY ROBIN Adoption is when a child grew in its mommy’s heart instead of her tummy.ANONYMOUS Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.BILL COSBY Babies are such a nice way to start people.DON HERROLD People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.LEO J. BURKE The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.KIN HUBBARD My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.STEPHEN WRIGHT Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.MARK TWAIN
Art Print More Funny Baby Quotes: Babies haven’t any hair;SAMUEL HOFFENSTEIN Double the love and double the joy, we’ve been blessed with two baby boys.ANONYMOUS Bottles, booties, bibs and more, let’s shower the baby with gifts galore.ANONYMOUS Babies fill a hole in your heart that you never knew existed.ANONYMOUS Children are our most valuable natural resource.HERBERT HOOVER Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.CHARLES OSGOOD There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.WINSTON CHURCHILL A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.ANONYMOUS Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.MARSHALL McLUHAN I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends.DOUGLAS FEAVER Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.JEAN KERR When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.MARIE OSMOND I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.LORETTA LYNN
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