Humorous Friendship Quotes:

Funny Quotations and One-Liners
About Friendship

A humerous collection of friendship quotes and one-liners to celebrate the joy of friendship.

Escape

Art Print
Brown, Greg
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We are both great men, but I have succeeded better in keeping it a profound secret than he has.

One out of four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends - and if they seem okay, then you're the one.

You never know how many friends you have until you rent a cottage at the beach.

Here's a toast to someone who's truly a friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us but for ours to amuse them.

She is one of my best friends. Why, I've known her ever since we were the same age.

Friend in Need

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There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.

My friend thought he was not gonna make it. Then he started thinking positive. Now he's positive he's not gonna make it.

Friends are folks who excuse you when you have made a fool of yourself.

With friends like you - who needs enemas.

Here's a dime. Call all your friends.

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.

Normal People

Magnet
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One-Liners About Friendship

• A person who has a lot of friends either has a lot of money or is a good listener.


• Pick your friends, but not to pieces.


• Friends are those who speak to you after others don't.


• A friend is one who puts his finger on a fault without rubbing it in.


• A friend is someone to add up all your traits but to bring up only the good ones.


• My enemies are my friends who don't know me.


• The best mirror is an old friend.


• The best vitamin for developing friends is B1.


• A friend is someone who knows all your faults but still loves you.


• A friend is a person who can step on your toes without messing your shine.


• Being square creates a circle of friends.


• Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief.

Good Friends

Magnet
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