Cat Quotations:

Inspiration for the Cat Lover in You

Enjoy these funny and witty cat quotations dedicated to both you and the cat in your life.

Kitties II

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Newland, Jenny
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You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.

Cats don't caress us - they caress themselves on us.

Cats have it all - admiration and an endless sleep and company only when they want it.

There's no dealing with a cat who knows you're awake.

A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem,

A cat has nine lives.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

Life with a cat is in certain ways a one-sided proposition. Cats are not educable; humans are. Moreover, cats know this. If you're not willing to humor them, you might as well stick to dogs.

Cats sleep fat and walk thin.

Kittens and Goldfish

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If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

When dogs leap onto your bed, it's because they adore being with you. When cats leap onto your bed, it's because they adore your bed.

When I play with my cat, who knows if I am not a pastime to her more than she is to me.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The idea of calm exists in a sitting cat.

Nobody keeps a cat. They condescend to live with you is all.

The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a domestic animal.

There are no ordinary cats.

Two White Cats

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Stray Cat Strut